things NOT to do when i meet shinhwa

woah saw thw shinhwa autograph session off you tube. one word to describe their korean fans: CRAZY. maybe INSANE would be better. they are really mad. so here is my list of things NOT to do shold i ever meet shinhwa or anybody i like...

#1 START CRYING.
there was this girl who started BAWLING when she say hyesung. wah lau eh so malu can? what is the star supposed to do? gove u tissue paper meh? so weird. like you both look at each other than u start crying your eyes out. honestly if i was the star i would be like freaked out. also!! this is impt... you queue up so long just to see him and you CRY? wasted lah the effort. might as well say something useful... which brings me to my next point

#2 RAMBLE NON STOP
there are like numerous fans the minute they reach the table they talk NON STOP. like just blah blah blah. trying to squeeze as much as possible within the few mins that u get to meet them. its crazy can? its like you eat up all ur punctuations and once again if i am the star i will be FREAKED OUT ALSO. imagine someone u dont know suddenly comes up to you and BLAH BLAH I LOVE YOU BLAH BLAH.. NON stop. how will u react? i will be like "okok i get ur point" and back off as fast as possible.

#3 SHAKE HANDS AND NOT LET GO
there was this girl who met minwoo and wouldnt let go of his hand. SO WEIRD. like wth? very scary can? minwoo had to like literally DETACH his hand from hers. i think if i am the star i will be super FREAKED OUT. why u canot let go of my hands? u want it meh? like so weird right? but according to the Buffet (KIASU) logic which jamie and xinhui live by in this instance it would be... "WAH QUEUE SO LONG MUST HOLD TIL GOU BEN" haahaahaa

#4 WEAR ANIMAL SUITS (yes you heard me right)
this girl turned up as a COW (in a cow costume) for minwoo and another turned up in a KANGEROO costume. i mean u wanna laeave an impression but isnt that too much? HAAHAA i think it will be damm weird like i dun undertsand what can u achieve? haahaa i mean i dont want shinhwa or anybody for that matter to think i m siao what. SO WEIRD!! and u will serve as comic relief to the rest of the fans who are in the queue.

last point is what u SHOULD do...

#5 FIND OUT IF THE STAR UNDERSTANDS YOUR LANGUAGE/WHAT U ARE SAYING
this is VERY IMPT. there was this girl who went to germany and met shinhwa. than she approached junjin who like had the WORST english. so she was like "you are junjin from shinhwa right?" and he was like YEAH. and she rambled on and on about how much she like him blah blah etc. and he replied "YEAH". and than she asked if she can take a photo and he said.. (guess) YEAH again. and while she looked into her bag he WALKED AWAY. so now that specific girl is declaring to the world that she hates junjin cos he was RUDE. HELLO?! when u talk and talk and all the person says is YEAH. something HAS TO BE WRONG. u should have realised no? i didnt think he understood anything she said except for the first sentebce which had his name. haahaahaa. so yah this is very very impt :)